i don’t wanna go to parties, i just wanna be invited to them

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"you don’t beat around the bush, do you?" my neighbor asks as i masturbate vigorously onto his shrubbery

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Staz Lindes by Jamie Nelson

I don’t want to be the ingenue anymore. It’s nice to be glamorous, but I don’t want to always be an object of desire. Because it doesn’t last.


“There’s a tremendous difference between alone and lonely. You could be lonely in a group of people. I like being alone. I like eating by myself. I go home at night and just watch a movie or hang out with my dog. I have to exert myself and really say, oh God, I’ve got to see my friends ‘cause I’m too content being by myself.” -Drew Barrymore

Wow ive seen this one hundred times and never knew it was her


Only 8 months between the first and last!

his shorts have grown so much from the second photo to the third
i honestly don’t remember doing that me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via jaclcfrost)

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Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.